In my head it's pronounced "Grrr 2.3"

And it speaks in a curious high-pitched voice.

Had to repair a programmable Fetco grinder today.

I like that electric motors look like tiny particle accelerators.

Dear grinder manufacturers everywhere:
-Stop with the nooks and crannies where tiny coffee particles can accumulate and turn to a dense clay-like substance.
-Figure out how to incorporate more scales, instead of timers?
-Build me a wet grinder that works.  I'll buy it.